thugseme:

JESUS CHRIST I OPENED THE FRIDGE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND THIS FUCKING THING WAS STARING AT ME

thugseme:

JESUS CHRIST I OPENED THE FRIDGE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND THIS FUCKING THING WAS STARING AT ME

(Source: ticklishbunnyboy)

thugseme:

JESUS CHRIST I OPENED THE FRIDGE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND THIS FUCKING THING WAS STARING AT ME

thugseme:

JESUS CHRIST I OPENED THE FRIDGE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND THIS FUCKING THING WAS STARING AT ME

(Source: ticklishbunnyboy)

thewalkingassbutt:

So basically I have this app which saves all my online passwords incase I ever forget them… except you need a password to log in and access them all… and naturally me being myself I forgot thatpassword, so I used the option to send a “password hint” to my email. Awesome. Perfect. But what did I enter as my password hint?

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I fucking hate myself. 

Anonymous asked
how do you adult successfully

thebadddestwolf:

  • always eat breakfast
  • attempt to exercise
  • make to-do lists
  • at least scan news headlines
  • worship billie piper
  • floss your teeth
  • try to find/keep employment
  • drink with friends semi-regularly
  • buy groceries at an actual grocery store
  • daydream about david tennant
  • avoid self-reflection at all costs
  • fake it til you make it

I’ve only got one life, Rose Tyler. I could spend it with you, if you want.

(inspired by x)

(Source: atimelordswife)